OPEN THREAD, 6/10: Padres vs Damn Mariners
OK... Get out the way. I got this Open Thread. I don't know what all this business was about these last couple days, but I don't ever want to see Jon's cats again. His cats are a little bit special if you know what I mean. Ain't no way an obviously special cat's gonna lead us to victory.
No. Jon. Give it up. Just give the cats some pudding, and let's get some real karma in here. CY's gonna need some help against King Felix, and I'm pullin' out all the stops.
GO PADRES!!! EXPERIENCE IT!!!
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Finally
by Winfield's Ghost on Jun 10, 2007 9:26 AM PDT reply actions
That just jinxed us.
What did everyone expect?
I vote rubbing Ichi's head in catnip
Sledge
by Winfield's Ghost on Jun 10, 2007 1:06 PM PDT reply actions
You must mean my buddy, Sludge
Cant field.
Not hot.
Strike three.
And yet...
If you do go...
by Winfield's Ghost on Jun 10, 2007 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
You don't want me there
Do you guys realize....
wow
Let me answer that later.
Yes....13.
Did not know that
by Winfield's Ghost on Jun 10, 2007 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, put it this way....
Yeah, I agree
And with CRUZ in the other corner - you heard that, Buddy? CRUZ!!!
by Winfield's Ghost on Jun 10, 2007 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
When Giles gets back...
stupid seats!
Go
Padres!!
I'm confused
I've sat in section C before, those are great.
Anyone get any pics of Roger Clamans and friends
I got a couple but I was out in LF.
When the Clam ate the guy and spit out his shoes and hat, then the guy half-nekkid...my eyes popped outta my head.
People were laughing hysterically the entire time. I was a few free birthday beers to the wind, so I was laughing maniacally.
Yeah
Yes, I thought they only "performed"
I do like them better than Frankenfriar.
He's not only weird looking, but CREEPY as well.
They look like giant blow-up dolls.
FrankenFriar
Khalil
by Winfield's Ghost on Jun 10, 2007 1:34 PM PDT reply actions
Ummm....
Counteracting Jon
The Mariners...
Ichiro is a God. Please Mr. Moores...we don't ask for much, we really don't. Just this one time...can we be the kid that gets the coolest Christmas gift? Please?? We'll be good, I swear.
I think i'm officially ready
Stupid Mariners, experience this!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 10, 2007 1:57 PM PDT reply actions
Sexson...
Cameron!!!!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 10, 2007 2:09 PM PDT reply actions
I miss my season tickets!!
Standing and cheering for the new marine recruits. I love that Sunday tradition.
how about sledge now??
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 10, 2007 2:14 PM PDT reply actions
yah he still sucks
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 10, 2007 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, you know
Who should be given the gift of our wrath next?
Since you guys have unicorns and cats covered
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 10, 2007 2:19 PM PDT reply actions
i love futurama
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 10, 2007 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
three
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 10, 2007 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Douple play
Wow. The 'B' and the 'P' are no where near one another on the keyboard.
8-2
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 10, 2007 2:40 PM PDT reply actions
big fatty
no DH
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 10, 2007 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I come back from the pool
It had to have been the exact same moment I got stung by the wasp.
by Winfield's Ghost on Jun 10, 2007 2:42 PM PDT reply actions
that would make sense
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 10, 2007 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright then
by Winfield's Ghost on Jun 10, 2007 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Shoulder
by Winfield's Ghost on Jun 10, 2007 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
If you have any liquid gel benadryl
((Going back to work and away from here, now)
Oh nice
(They must teach that in law school.)
by Winfield's Ghost on Jun 10, 2007 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
cool
1-0
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 10, 2007 2:55 PM PDT reply actions
CY is pitching incredibly well...
i got an idea
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 10, 2007 2:58 PM PDT reply actions
he never even touched home plate
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 10, 2007 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
and look
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 10, 2007 3:05 PM PDT reply actions
cla merideth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 10, 2007 3:07 PM PDT reply actions
i really hate the mariners
you'll feel better
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 10, 2007 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
come on heath
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 10, 2007 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
wow
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 10, 2007 3:31 PM PDT reply actions
can we not
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 10, 2007 3:37 PM PDT reply actions
super
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 10, 2007 3:37 PM PDT reply actions
walk him!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 10, 2007 3:42 PM PDT reply actions
wonderful
fu*k the mariners
fu*k them in their stupid asses
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 10, 2007 3:47 PM PDT reply actions
Crap
great kouz
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 10, 2007 3:50 PM PDT reply actions
Disgusting
by Winfield's Ghost on Jun 10, 2007 3:54 PM PDT reply actions
I could be doing something else!!
3 blown games
The Padres have met their match
by DZ on Jun 10, 2007 3:58 PM PDT reply actions
Are you joking?
No wonder your team was swept.
by Missau on Jun 10, 2007 5:23 PM PDT reply actions
Your mascot
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 10, 2007 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you retarded?
That about perfectly sums up that intellectual dump you just took on your blog. Email me your address and I'll send you some 2ply, because you seriously need to wipe after that idiotic rant.
Do you enjoy arguing about a mythical creatures? You are in Southern California, give Gary Busey a call, you two have more in common than you think.
Additionally, if you are hearing conversations between animals you need to lay off the peyote.
If Washingtonians knew that the Mariners were the cause of this level of insanity in SoCal, we would have told JJ Putz to dial it down a little.
by Missau on Jun 10, 2007 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 10, 2007 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, retardation, that's it.
Personally, when I'm about to call somebody retarded, I take the time to craft an original response. Plaigarism really conveys intelligence. Since the flannel brigade apparently takes everything seriously, I should explain that that last sentence was sarcasm.
You are in Southern California, give Gary Busey a call, you two have more in common than you think.
Actually, no, I'm not and no, I don't. Maybe the only way the Mariners could get fans outside of their hometown was to buy up Japanese talent when such a concept was novel but such is not the case with the Padres. Nice assumption; strike two.
Additionally, if you are hearing conversations between animals you need to lay off the peyote.
Once again, let's take everything seriously. This guy must sit at home listening to his Nirvana CDs thinking "Man, this guy was seriously requesting that someone violate him sexually."
If Washingtonians knew that the Mariners were the cause of this level of insanity in SoCal, we would have told JJ Putz to dial it down a little.
The Mariners definately aren't the source of any insanity around Southern California or GLB for that matter. Everybody knows it's the traitorous cats.
Oh, and one more thing: Ichiro. Enjoy him while you can. Before you know it, he'll be experiencing Petco 81 games a year.

by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 10, 2007 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Your excitement is understandable
It's tough to out suck the Texas Rangers but damn if you guys don't always find a way. Good luck again this year.
by Winfield's Ghost on Jun 10, 2007 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Guys guys guys!
Let's just shake hands, put our differences aside, and agree that Chris Young is funny looking.
by Jeff on Jun 10, 2007 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Chris Young?
Yes. He is.
For what it's worth, I did not peg Missau for a Lookout Landing-er. You guys have way too much fun over there and I don't think any LLers would come in looking for a rumble. It would be like a big nerd fight, where we all would be hitting each other with Blackberries, memory sticks and stuffed animals.
I've always thought if GLB and LL got together, it would look like the end of a soccer game - jersey swapping and sweaty hugs.
(But, seriously. You guys would have way more fun if you'd just give the unicorn a chance.)
by Winfield's Ghost on Jun 10, 2007 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the unicorn.
by Jeff on Jun 10, 2007 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeff is like DodgerBlueBalls
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 10, 2007 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Hell if the M's were
by DZ on Jun 10, 2007 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Aha!
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 10, 2007 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
But we found three nuts.
by Jeff on Jun 10, 2007 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Just be thankful
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 10, 2007 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
No wonder he's so good.
by Jeff on Jun 10, 2007 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
We also did pretty well
by DZ on Jun 10, 2007 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
we also made the playoffs last year
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 10, 2007 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes in the NL
by DZ on Jun 10, 2007 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
next time
Oh yah, and since when did number of wins matter? I seem to remember the Cardinals, with the worst record of all the playoff teams, beat your amazing American League.
So why don't you try to have a winning season before you start talking.
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 10, 2007 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I know what your record was
by DZ on Jun 10, 2007 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
All in all, we're doing okay.
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 10, 2007 8:48 PM PDT reply actions

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