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Petition to save Matto619's beard

Hey kids, this is important. We all know that the Padres played great ball in May, finishing the month tied for first. Certainly we can all agree after closing the month with the best comeback of the year, that all this success is due to matto619's beard. No question about it. Germano the new kid looking like Cy Young? Attributed to the beard. Kouz raising his average 120 points? We can thank matto619 for that. Peavey going filthy on everyone who even looks at him? All beard.

So here's where you come in. Matto619 claims he's going to shave it off. Now we all believe in the power of the beard, so let's make sure he knows he can't shave.

Leave a comment here. Type your name as the subject and any encouraging words if you'd like, but be sure to sign this thread.

Don't be selfish, matto619. The Padres and the gaslampball family are counting on you. Throw out your razor. Leave the beard alone.

This FanPost was written by a member of the Gaslamp Ball community and does not necessarily reflect the views of the Gaslamp Ball managers or SB Nation.

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Drama
Respect the beard.

by Drama on Jun 1, 2007 7:29 AM PDT reply actions  

gophersw
Word.
If you can't love a knuckleball, go watch the NBA.

by gophersw @ Gaslamp Ball on Jun 1, 2007 10:45 AM PDT reply actions  

We are in 1st
You cannot shave, or I will put my pitbulls on you.

by Ron Mexico on Jun 1, 2007 11:06 AM PDT reply actions  

Pants
all hail the mighty beard

by Pants on Jun 1, 2007 11:09 AM PDT reply actions  

Hair-ku
Your beard has to stay
Growth for you and the Padres
Past May, into June

by ABY on Jun 1, 2007 12:11 PM PDT reply actions  

another
stop what's just begun?
Nay! Grow shaggier this June
furry winning streaks!
If you can't love a knuckleball, go watch the NBA.

by gophersw @ Gaslamp Ball on Jun 1, 2007 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's one-
Friars lost tonight
Matto must have shaved his beard
Damn his naked face!
"I try not to get overly excited... But I am pleased with it..."

by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 1, 2007 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

First Post
If you shave your beard, our May YAY is going to turn in to June Gloom :(

Viva la beard!!!!!

by EricaR on Jun 1, 2007 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

El Beardo
It lives on partially. I got it groomed today and I like it a lot. It was definitely time for me to do something about it. Did you guys even see my last pic? I seriously looked like the shoe bomber (line stolen from Knocked Up).

And besides, on the day I got it groomed, the Friars erupt for 11 runs. It's all good!

by matthewverygood on Jun 3, 2007 2:27 AM PDT reply actions  

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