Petition to save Matto619's beard
Hey kids, this is important. We all know that the Padres played great ball in May, finishing the month tied for first. Certainly we can all agree after closing the month with the best comeback of the year, that all this success is due to matto619's beard. No question about it. Germano the new kid looking like Cy Young? Attributed to the beard. Kouz raising his average 120 points? We can thank matto619 for that. Peavey going filthy on everyone who even looks at him? All beard.
So here's where you come in. Matto619 claims he's going to shave it off. Now we all believe in the power of the beard, so let's make sure he knows he can't shave.
Leave a comment here. Type your name as the subject and any encouraging words if you'd like, but be sure to sign this thread.
Don't be selfish, matto619. The Padres and the gaslampball family are counting on you. Throw out your razor. Leave the beard alone.
This FanPost was written by a member of the Gaslamp Ball community and does not necessarily reflect the views of the Gaslamp Ball managers or SB Nation.
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gophersw
by gophersw on Jun 1, 2007 10:45 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We are in 1st
by Ron Mexico on Jun 1, 2007 11:06 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hair-ku
Growth for you and the Padres
Past May, into June
by ABY on Jun 1, 2007 12:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
another
Nay! Grow shaggier this June
furry winning streaks!
by gophersw on Jun 1, 2007 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here's one-
Matto must have shaved his beard
Damn his naked face!
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 1, 2007 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
First Post
Viva la beard!!!!!
by EricaR on Jun 1, 2007 10:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
El Beardo
And besides, on the day I got it groomed, the Friars erupt for 11 runs. It's all good!
by matto619 on Jun 3, 2007 2:27 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I now expect you to groom it everyday
by RBS on Jun 3, 2007 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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