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Wiggins Goes Crazy

To expand on Dex's post: San Diego fans ARE stale. Like, we're talkin' "Oh snap what's this piece of bread doing behind the refrigerator it must've falled back here years ago damn it's stale" stale.

But Wiggins will tell you something else San Diego fans are: wimps.

If the Padres fans and Yankees fans were to get into a brawl, it'd be New York emerging victorious. San Diego needs to get tough. Wiggins wants to see more fights with fans wearing opposing teams' hats and jerseys at Padres games. Wiggins wants to see more beer being spilled on opposing teams' pitchers while they attempt to warm up in the bullpen. Wiggins wants to see "The Padres are coming to town" to mean "Uh-oh we'd better not take our kids to this game because they're going to get trampled."

Actually, psyche! Wiggins doesn't want any of that. Gotcha! Here you thought Wiggins was all about violence. Silly you! As "the ladies" can attest to, Wiggins is a lover, not a fighter (forget the fact that Wiggins' ex-girlfriend turned out to be high functioning developmentally disabled unbeknownst to him before it was "too late" if you know what Wiggins means...)

Wiggins is GLAD San Diego is a chill city. How relaxing is it to go to a Padres game and not have to worry about getting mugged or beat up like you would at some "we won't mention names" other teams' venues. Wiggins says it's good to relax and Padres games and have fun. If there's someone near you being obnoxious, tell them to go up to LA where that nonsense is appreciated. Wiggins wants none of that crud in his house (namely Petco Park--where, ironically enough, Wiggins is "banned for life" but it's all good).

Oh yeah, Dex spilled the beans that "The Brothers Giles" shirts are in the works. One has a picture of a sandwich and ther other has a picture of a bar of soap. But Wiggins wasn't supposed to say anything. Whoopsie.

This FanPost was written by a member of the Gaslamp Ball community and does not necessarily reflect the views of the Gaslamp Ball managers or SB Nation.

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