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"Giles Sandwich"

You read that right. Giles sandwich. As in Marcus and Brian, with something in the middle.

Picture this... Wiggins was standing in line at Subway, proudly wearing his gaslampball.com jersey. When the oh-so-enthusiastic sandwich maker finally gets around to asking Wiggins "Whaddya want?" they pause and look at his shirt. "What's with the numbers?"

Before Wiggins could explain, a rather (oh, what's the right word...) "fruity" gentleman behind Wiggins chimes in. "Those are the numbers that have been retired by the Padres!"

Wiggins was like, "Yeah, sure, pretty much, yeah" but before he could put in his order for a chicken parmesian sandwich, the "fruity" gentleman puts in HIS order... for a "GILES Sandwich."

Wiggins couldn't believe it. Not so much that the guy cut in line with a ficticious order, but that the guy said the phrase "Giles sandwich."

Wiggins had to ask. "Giles...sandwich?"

"Yep. Put Marcus on one side, Brian on the other, and I'll supply the meat in the middle. De-licous."

Wiggins can't make this stuff up, folks!

Needless to say, Wiggins kind of lost his appetite. Brian, sure. He's got those bug eyes but he's probably alright as the bread in a sandwich. But Marcus? Homeboy's just too freaky looking. It'd be more like a Hobbit sandwich.

This FanPost was written by a member of the Gaslamp Ball community and does not necessarily reflect the views of the Gaslamp Ball managers or SB Nation.

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