Schilling's alibi seems waterproof... So why is it soaked in BLOOD?
by Dex on Apr 27, 2007 9:41 AM PDT
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PrintPeople are much too quick to dismiss this Curt Schilling, bloody sock issue. Curt Schilling himself has gone so far as to call out conspiracy theorists, saying that they're "ignorant" and implying that they can be laughed at for their "stupidity". Most people seem to cower at such a response. Thankfully, for the sake of truth and justice, Gaslamp Ball isn't "most people". We're not going to be thrown off the scent. We're getting to the bottom of this even if it leads us to the top! Curt Schilling will not shake us no matter how many insults he throws from atop his crappy little blog!
WE'VE TAKEN DOWN BIGGER MEN THAN YOU, PICARD!
EXHIBIT A:
That's the sock in the Hall of Fame. We know that this is not the same sock from the ACLS, but rather the sock from the World Series. Coincidence!? Take a closer look at the blood pattern. It looks a little bit like a midget chasing a woman carrying a vase. Is the answer to our question in that blood pattern? And if it is, then what exactly is the question that we're attempting to ask? Who is this midget? Why is he chasing that woman? What's in the vase?
Running some high tech analysis from the Gaslamp Ball Crime Labs:
We start to pick up some heat traces and like chemical things... some spots over... you know right there...
Anyway, it's all very technical. Just know that this is just the first step. Now, let's add in some sonar ectoplasmic radiological analysis.
The image is fundamentally the same. What are we missing? How do we unlock the clues?
This certainly is discouraging. Let me just try one more analysis. It almost never works for anything, but it's worth a shot...
A-HA! There's some distinct changes in the pattern that we pick up. Looks a little bit like a lobster. Zooming in:
OH, DUDE. I just got chills. That's a face, dude. I seriously just got chills. Who's face could that be?
Unfortunately, it hits a little too close to home and I fear we may have uncovered something more than we bargained for. I wouldn't click on it if you're not prepared to have your world ROCKED.
Gaslamp Ball Final Analysis: CLICK TO VIEW. ***PREPARE TO BE SHOCKED***
There's more to this story than anyone could have ever imagined...
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now that's funny
photoshop is the conspiracy theorists best friend!
by tifbjoe on Apr 27, 2007 10:11 AM PDT reply actions
Hilarious
Damn, that was a funny post.
What charity?
or Dex helping Jbox
by thenerdhater on Apr 27, 2007 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
for one night?
by thenerdhater on Apr 27, 2007 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Long Term Deal...
After all, she is an Angel with a rocket arm.
jbox: You got a gift. When you were a baby, the Gods reached down and turned your right arm into a thunderbolt. You got a Hall-of-Fame arm, but you're pissing it away throwing t-shirts into the stands.
Pad Squadder: I ain't pissing nothing away. I got a Porsche already; a 911 with a quadrophonic Blaupunkt.
jbox: Christ, you don't need a quadrophonic Blaupunkt! What you need is...what you need...is me.
(cue REO Speedwagon's "Can't Fight This Feeling")
That's good stuff right there. Brings a little tear to your eye.
Awesomeness = Drama's scenario
Cause I can't fight this feeling anymooooore.
I've forgotten what I started fighting foooor.
And if I have to crawl upon the floor,
Come crashing through your door,
Baby, I can't fight this feeling anymore.
You think this is over...
Dex, you may have revealed a secret meant to be hidden for centuries. The "bloody" sock,the Robot Vulcan's face, the Jimmy Fund, a hidden code embedded within the ghostly visage. Beware of the albinos, Dex.
38 Pitches
http://38pitches.com/2007/04/27/ignorance-has-its-privileges/#comment-4451
I tried posting a challenge to the million dollars that another blog posted..but I guess Curt is a little $%#@%. The comment didn't get approved.
He's afraid of losing the million! Conspiracy proved!
Aaaaah!
this was one of the funniest posts ever
who the F*** cares about this story. can't we ridicule those that really ARE Jackass*S.
So he may be a little conceited or whatever, get over it.
lets ridicule someone that really deserves it, like barry bonds.
or John Kruk.
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