The Rally Unicorn Lives!

by mike42 on Mar 14, 2007 4:44 AM PDT

Like I am sure many of you do, each and every day I take a moment to think about the Rally Unicorn. You can imagine my surprise when I learned this morning that the Rally Unicorn is still alive.

I can't even begin to imagine how he ended up in Montana (why would someone leave San Diego for Montana?), but that's apparently where he is.

You can catch up with the Rally Unicorn here.

I hope some Pad Squadders are already on their way to Montana to talk the Rally Unicorn into coming back to help the Padres.

This FanPost was written by a member of the Gaslamp Ball community and does not necessarily reflect the views of the Gaslamp Ball managers or SB Nation.

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Oh Dang!

He's probably making his way from his home in the North Pole back down to San Diego in time for the baseball season! Rally on, Rally Unicorn, Rally on!

by jbox on Mar 14, 2007 8:54 AM PDT reply actions

So Awesome!

Run Unicorn Run!

by RBS on Mar 14, 2007 2:12 PM PDT reply actions

that thing stays in montana. remember that game against the dodgers? where was Rally Unicorn then? IN THE DODGERS DUGOUT! That tramp!
What about in the division series when we really, really needed rally unicorn? off getting drunk somewhere I'd imagine. for pete's sake, if i have any powers in this world, i hope i have the power to keep that monster away!

-- Ugh, kid, you just tweezed my wang!

by garth on Mar 14, 2007 8:53 PM PDT reply actions

Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic.

by TheRevRun on Mar 16, 2007 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions