Maddux urinates on rookie's leg in shower

by jbox on Mar 1, 2007 1:43 PM PST in News

Maddux, Wells more alike than you'd think

Maddux? For a guy with a CPA's demeanor, he has a sense of humor that a 12-year-old would envy. Maddux is a master of strategically timed nose picking, sidling up to an unsuspecting rookie in the shower and urinating on the kid's leg, and inventing just the right nickname for a teammate with big ears, a prominent schnozz or some other pronounced physical qualities.

Peeing on your teammate = comedy. I've been on many sports team and urinating has always been a big part of the team chemistry. It's called "team building". This is how you bond. This is probably the number one reason why it would be great to be a professional baseball player. This trumps all the other reasons like the money, chicks and fame. When you are a major league baseball player you don't have to grow up. You can't get away with this kinda stuff in your office, even if your office does have a gym. No matter how much we wish we could urinate on the new guy at work, it just isn't smiled upon like it is in the world of baseball. Maybe it's time we looked to baseball to really bring us closer in our workplace. No more team building exercises that consist of donuts and PowerPoint presentations. It's time we make urinating fun again.

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This team

is going places this year. I can feel it.

by wait till next year on Mar 1, 2007 2:35 PM PST reply actions

is it just me...

or have the early reports out of arizona all had to do with someone being naked?

by pjbno4 on Mar 1, 2007 3:34 PM PST reply actions

i agree...

almost all the early reports from arizona have to do with souone being naked. Hahaha. This is such an interesting team!

Laura

by padparazzi on Mar 1, 2007 4:47 PM PST reply actions

Hey, its just March 1

All they have done as of this moment is play one charity game. This is all the writers have to report for now!

I do agree that this team's greatest depth seems to be in the Jr High Humor department right now. It's all good :->

Christina

by Christina on Mar 1, 2007 4:49 PM PST reply actions

No news is good news

Spring Training news is something we don't want. The only significant spring news happens when someone gets hurt. I'd be happy if we heard nothing significant about the Padres until April 3rd.

32 days, boys, 32 days.

by RBS on Mar 1, 2007 10:07 PM PST reply actions