Peeing on your teammate = comedy. I've been on many sports team and urinating has always been a big part of the team chemistry. It's called "team building". This is how you bond. This is probably the number one reason why it would be great to be a professional baseball player. This trumps all the other reasons like the money, chicks and fame. When you are a major league baseball player you don't have to grow up. You can't get away with this kinda stuff in your office, even if your office does have a gym. No matter how much we wish we could urinate on the new guy at work, it just isn't smiled upon like it is in the world of baseball. Maybe it's time we looked to baseball to really bring us closer in our workplace. No more team building exercises that consist of donuts and PowerPoint presentations. It's time we make urinating fun again.