Short Answer: No.
Long Answer: Oh, hell no.
Nevertheless, Buster Olney has decreed us the frontrunners in the race to catch Mark Prior. He's elusive prey, that Mark Prior. Crafty. The most recent surgery on his arm has made him capable of bending his elbow in seven directions and his shoulder can now extend an extra four inches. I think he elected to have his pinky finger removed and reattached underneath the thumb to give him some extra movement.
Now are you excited? I didn't think so.