I mean, we get Wolf then Iguchi, now Edmonds and not having to watch a strikeout everytime our centerfielder strolls to the plate... Jesus Christ, we may be the best team in the National League. Plus, we have a fierce defense, our farm system is the shit. The only way we'll get less than 95 wins next year is our outfielders all having 162 three hour seizures, but outside of that....we're the shit!!!! Christ, Kevin Towers...get on the phone and get some of the guys you usually bring in for nothing that have huge years for us or try to get a better job (where your every move isn't dissected for months before you even get a chance to be redeemed)...quick!!!

Just for those who didn't notice, I copy-and-pasted lapadres's last bulletin and used it as a template for my rebuttal.