I know that it's mindless speculation and it's probably in very poor taste, but I wonder who's gonna be on this report and I wonder with glee as if the report were carefully wrapped Christmas presents under the menorah. I don't buy the people who are like, "oh nobody's gonna be a surprise" and "the big thing with this is that we move past it"... The big thing with this is that it's a witch hunt and everybody loves hunting witches. Also, I think we need to get over the idea that steroids somehow "saved" baseball in 1998. Baseball would've been just fine without Witch McGwire and Witch Sosa. It's impossible to say that there would have been nothing else that would've brought people to the ballpark. Don't become a witch apologist! Once you start apologizing for the witches, you become nothing more than a witch yourself and you deserve to be burned. That being said...
BURN WITCHES! FEEL THE HOLY WRATH OF THE STONES FLUNG AT YOUR DEVELEESH SKULLS! YOU PLAGUE THE LAND NO LONGER! BUUUUUURRRN!!!
The discussion was started in the diaries, but let's continue it for all to see? Who are the witches in our midst?
Update [2007-12-13 9:57:51 by Dex]: So Roger Clemens has been named (as per Mike & Mike this morning). Why don't we do a Mitchell Pool? Name one person you're positive will be on the list. First come first serve. I already pick Jason Giambi, though that's probably a gimme.