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San Diego Padres named in Mitchell Report and all of the uses of the word "buttocks"

Here you go:
Benito Santiago
Ken Caminiti
Jack Cust
Rondell White
Ron Villone
Adam Riggs
Kevin Brown
Matt Herges
Gary Bennet Jr.
Ismael Valdez
Wally Joyner
Gary Sheffield
Ricky Bones

Also...

[Montreal's bullpen catcher Luis Perez] told Hallinan that when teams were in San Diego, players often crossed the border into Mexico to obtain illegal substances.
Ouch... Also, here are all the mentions of the word "buttocks":

p.160
Laker followed the same regimen after each purchase of performance enhancing substances from Radomski. He injected himself in the buttocks once a week for eight to ten weeks, took some time off, and then repeated the cycle. During home stands, Laker injected himself at his residence. On the road, Laker injected himself in his hotel room but brought the used syringes home with him to discard.

Star-divide

p.169

Later that summer, Clemens asked McNamee to inject him with Winstrol, which Clemens supplied. McNamee knew the substance was Winstrol because the vials Clemens gave him were so labeled. McNamee injected Clemens approximately four times in the buttocks over a several-week period with needles that Clemens provided. Each incident took place in Clemens's apartment at the SkyDome. McNamee never asked Clemens where he obtained the steroids.
p.171
According to McNamee, during the middle of the 2000 season Clemens made it clear that he was ready to use steroids again. During the latter part of the regular season, McNamee injected Clemens in the buttocks four to six times with testosterone from a bottle labeled either Sustanon 250 or Deca-Durabolin that McNamee had obtained from Radomski.
p.231
The five players and Seyler all injected themselves with the steroids at the apartment. Seyler witnessed Herges and Williams inject themselves in the buttocks with syringes containing Deca-Durabolin. Seyler also observed Lo Duca and Judd inject themselves with either Deca-Durabolin or Winstrol, although Seyler could not remember where they injected themselves or which of the two substances they used. Seyler further observed Stone inject himself in the thigh with Deca-Durabolin. Seyler injected himself in the thigh with Winstrol. Seyler said he was inexperienced in the use of anabolic steroids and needed Herges to explain to him how to perform the injections.
p.232
Karchner said that during spring training in 1999, he observed two of his Chicago Cubs teammates inject themselves with steroids in an apartment that Karchner was sharing with them. Karchner declined to identify the players. He said that one of the players brought the steroids to the apartment but was afraid of needles and therefore asked the second player to administer the shot. The second player injected the first player with steroids in the buttocks and then injected himself.

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Herges and Bennett?
Wow, didn't see that coming...

by Geoff on Dec 13, 2007 1:59 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Regardng Luis Perez's comment
Does that mean we can put an asterisk next to all of our poor home records due to opposing players being fresh off the juice when they played us?

by Wes on Dec 13, 2007 3:00 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

In retrospect
I should've guessed about Joyner being juiced. That power and that body just don't come naturally.

by MonsieurLeDouche on Dec 13, 2007 4:33 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Those
    butt-ocks!

by ABY on Dec 13, 2007 5:29 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Clemens, now a confirmed douchebag...
Seriously, as much as Bonds is also a douche bag, the calling him out for being a cheater and the whole needle bit and all other jokes was quite unfair, didn't say undeserved, but while he was getting the heckling, the other "cowards" and "cheaters" sat in the corner whistling as if nothing happened.

by bktabinga on Dec 13, 2007 7:21 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

shouldn't....
the injecting be left to the wives....fags...
my girl got a girlfriend

by la padres on Dec 13, 2007 7:29 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

shouldn't
that depends on if they are the 'pitcher' or the 'catcher'

by PrimateWrangler on Dec 13, 2007 8:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

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