Jake Peavy parties with tools

by Dex on Nov 29, 2007 12:39 PM PST in News

The Big Lead has photos of Jake Peavy partying, which kinda makes me feel like I wouldn't want to hang out with the guy very much. Don't get me wrong. I love him on the team and I think he's overall a pretty decent guy, but I've heard enough stories, both publicized and "off the record", that lead me to believe that partying with Jake Peavy for any significant amount of time will leave you with an STD, or a DUI, or poop stains in your underwears that are aren't actually from your own poops.

Definitely click through for the photos.

Update [2007-11-29 16:6:58 by jbox]:

The Daily Illioni via Deadspin.com has the story and more pictures.

Here is a completely unrelated photo:

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Is sucking on a girls ear lobe in Illionis

cheating? Or is that just being friendly?

by jbox on Nov 29, 2007 12:59 PM PST reply actions

Oh also

Is that the only girl in the bar? Looks like a sausage fest.

by jbox on Nov 29, 2007 1:00 PM PST reply actions

Unrelated photo!

Man, that's classic...good stuff.

Peavy kinda looks like he could be related to Ewan McGregor.

by thenerdhater on Nov 29, 2007 2:06 PM PST reply actions

Hmmm

All that talk about Jake maturing this season seems...right on the money.

by Winfield's Ghost on Nov 29, 2007 2:56 PM PST reply actions

pictures of padres partying

bring us together... i think that's funny.

i think jake parties a bit too much. i mean he's married w/ two kids.. i think he should stop. my dad has never liked jake, he says that jake doesn't have any "class" or "education." i like jake, but seriously... there are a BUNCH of pictures of him partying everywhere. i don't think that's a good image.

Laura

by padparazzi on Nov 29, 2007 4:43 PM PST reply actions

If I could thow Jake's slider

I guarantee you every last one of my good qualities would be gone in an instant, as I squandered my new found cash, fame, and notoriety in every watering hole from Del Mar to San Ysidro.

by goose1 on Nov 29, 2007 9:42 PM PST up reply actions

Sooo

that's what they do on the off season! Silly me thought that they would spend quality time with their family.

by Stephy08 on Nov 29, 2007 5:14 PM PST reply actions

they should!

soo... stephanie... i think we got some more material for our tv show ;)

Laura

by padparazzi on Nov 29, 2007 5:24 PM PST up reply actions

Does this mean we're signing Oswalt?

Because honestly, those two idiots can get drunk 4 nights a week at every bar in San Diego County for all I care, as long as every 5th day they each have a 9 p.m. bed check.

by goose1 on Nov 29, 2007 9:39 PM PST reply actions

I like the way you think.

by TheThirdGonzalez on Nov 29, 2007 11:27 PM PST up reply actions

Hmm

Who is that girl in the bar?

by Susanoowith123 on Nov 30, 2007 1:02 AM PST reply actions

That's not a girl...

She's a man, baby.

This is just the tip of the suck iceberg.

by TheGrandHatching on Nov 30, 2007 6:32 AM PST up reply actions

she does look like a man

w/ breat implants... =/

Laura

by padparazzi on Nov 30, 2007 3:15 PM PST up reply actions

oops

breast***

my bad

Laura

by padparazzi on Nov 30, 2007 3:15 PM PST up reply actions

It's his wife...

with an ugly mask on.

by Gone Savage on Nov 30, 2007 9:51 AM PST up reply actions

No wonder he's such a good pitcher

Look at the size of his right hand in the second to last non-family picture. It's bigger than his effin' head! It's like a Hulk hand painted to match his skin color.

by Emcee Emmerson on Nov 30, 2007 10:51 AM PST reply actions

I heart rainy days

Gives me time to search teh intrawebs.

Apparently, the lady Peavy is smoochin' on:

http://community.webshots.com/album/561613055ZGtFny?vhost=community

by Emcee Emmerson on Nov 30, 2007 11:39 AM PST reply actions

How'd you find that?

Is that the same person? Your pictures make her look a lot better than the picture here.

by jbox on Nov 30, 2007 12:37 PM PST up reply actions

FRom

I found it on the site that originally ran the "article" of the guy seeing Peavy. Some people were calling the chick fat, and one of her friends apparently saw it, and said that she's not fat, and posted that link. Or, actually, some dude came on and said he hit that and posted that link. I'm not sure which one.

by Emcee Emmerson on Nov 30, 2007 2:56 PM PST up reply actions

Towards the bottom

Here: http://thebiglead.com/?p=3793

by Emcee Emmerson on Nov 30, 2007 2:57 PM PST reply actions

So this is what...

"Off Season Conditioning" means!

Every since I saw the One on One with the Peav, I thought his wife looked like a 12 year old girl that would TOTALLY be into Hannah Montana.

Oh, to be a MLB player's wife...what's she think about it?

...and we're STILL waiting for MATT HOLLIDAY to touch the plate.

by offspeedkills on Nov 30, 2007 3:07 PM PST reply actions

the more i look at the first picture

the dude that has his hand around jake is creeping me out. it just look weird! =/

i feel bad for katie (jake's wife), jake is too much of a party boy. i agree she does look really young, that's good for her.. she won't need botox. lol =p

Laura

by padparazzi on Nov 30, 2007 3:20 PM PST reply actions