Jake Peavy wins the Cy Young!

by Dex on Nov 15, 2007 9:19 AM PST in News

I'm just getting this headline into the RSS feed early so that we show up on Google in time for the actual announcement. JAKE PEAVY WINS THE CY YOUNG!!!

Also, BRITNEY SPEARS TO MARRY PARIS HILTON IN SECRET WEDDING TO BE HELD IN AFGHANISTAN!!!

We are gonna get so many search hits today. This is SEO 101, boys and girls.

Update [2007-11-15 14:8:12 by Dex]: It's official! Jake wins the Cy Young unanimously! So proud of our man! CONGRATULATIONS JAKE! GO PADRES!

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Peavy to be extended?

http://www.signonsandiego.com/sports/padres/20071115-9999-1s15peavy.html

So stoked about this. I hope it happens.

by Phantom on Nov 15, 2007 9:39 AM PST 0 recs

Way to Go, Jake. Please stay.

I will personally take up a collection among fans to meet your salary demands. I pledge 10 dollars a strike-out. Which will wipe out my entire bank account by about game 30 of 2008.

Also: If I'm typing this too prematurely, and we come to find out Peavy doesn't get the Cy, then I put a pox on all baseball writers and vote to ban the sport entirely. There is no point in playing baseball games at all if something as obvious as Jake's dominance doesn't get recognized.

by goose1 on Nov 15, 2007 9:39 AM PST 0 recs

I'll put in money too

May not be able to afford $10/strike out. Ha ha. Maybe $.01/strikeout. If we all did that, it may add up to a lot. Just heard an interview with KT on the radio and it really seems like they are working hard on signing Peavy to long-term deal. GREAT NEWS!! I don't get why Coach John Canterra is so opposed to signing him. He's insane.

by Cy Young 44 on Nov 15, 2007 12:43 PM PST up 0 recs

(yawn)

Yeah, didn't we already KNOW that like back in August???

:-)

WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Christina

by Christina on Nov 15, 2007 9:40 AM PST 0 recs

DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN!

...of the blog world. I'm a'scurred of jinxes. :)

by California Penal on Nov 15, 2007 9:56 AM PST 0 recs

If I manage to jinx this...

It will be the most epic jinx since Dewey and Trumann and that in itself will be epic.

by Dex on Nov 15, 2007 10:12 AM PST up 0 recs

If this is Jinx-able baseball shouldn't be a sport

Honestly. This is beyond obvious. And it's objective. If Peavy doesn't win, then baseball just becomes, I don't know, the Academy Awards, where any old shit can happen for no reason.

There are rules in baseball. This isn't 'Nam.

by goose1 on Nov 15, 2007 10:27 AM PST up 0 recs

Webb wins the Cy Young....

It's now official.

"All three of us probably were deserving of it and probably a couple more guys, too," Webb said. "I knew that I had a pretty good chance."

by Drama on Nov 15, 2007 10:42 AM PST 0 recs

Yeah, official in 2006!

God, you freaked me out for a minute! :-)

by Cy Young 44 on Nov 15, 2007 10:52 AM PST up 0 recs

oops

by Drama on Nov 15, 2007 10:55 AM PST up 0 recs

Hey stranger!!

Nice to see you :->

Christina

by Christina on Nov 15, 2007 11:40 AM PST up 0 recs

You too.

by Drama on Nov 15, 2007 11:45 AM PST up 0 recs

Totally thought you were dead

by Winfield's Ghost on Nov 15, 2007 12:20 PM PST up 0 recs

It's long...and it's complicated, WG.

It all started in the wee hours of October 2nd. I can't give exact details but I can tell you the past 45 days have involved a short stay at Reclusorio Norte in Mexico City...five or six (or was it a week?) strung-out days in a seedy motel on the outskirts of Key West with none other than Tracey Gold...a stolen Buick Riviera...and a cease and desist order from a law firm representing motoole. My (court-appointed) advisor says he sees tremendous upside in my rehab. Other than that...not much happening.

by Drama on Nov 15, 2007 12:50 PM PST up 0 recs

Tracey Gold

I assume she brought the booze. And THE FUN.

by Winfield's Ghost on Nov 15, 2007 1:00 PM PST up 0 recs

THAT

was your triumphant return? sheesh.

Let's go drink some beer.

by sdsuaztec4 on Nov 15, 2007 2:19 PM PST up 0 recs

Awful, huh?

Don't blame me...my hands were shaking so bad that Tracey had to do my first post for me...something was obviously lost in the translation.

by Drama on Nov 15, 2007 2:46 PM PST up 0 recs

Not Bad!

You guys are #1

Gotta love the blackhat SEO.

by wait till next year on Nov 15, 2007 10:43 AM PST 0 recs

So he did win!

Peavy wins Cy Young.... Officially!

by Cy Young 44 on Nov 15, 2007 11:05 AM PST 0 recs

It's official

Peavy Wins

by wait till next year on Nov 15, 2007 11:08 AM PST 0 recs

Unanimous!

by goose1 on Nov 15, 2007 11:17 AM PST 0 recs

That's the most awesome part of it all

Unaminously voted in by all of baseball! Go Jake! Congrats on a wonderful season!

by Cy Young 44 on Nov 15, 2007 11:20 AM PST up 0 recs

What's this...

...about Afghanistan and Dewey?

Anyway, congrats to Jake. That is just awesome.

Geoff
Ducksnorts, Knuckle Curve

by Geoff on Nov 15, 2007 11:23 AM PST 0 recs

In case anyone is interested...

I just got a call from Randy Jones inviting me to the ballpark this afternoon for a press conference with Alderson and Peavy. It is at 4 O'clock, and you just enter through the homeplate gate.

Fine...the call was recorded. I am not cool enough to get a personal phone call from Randy Jones.

by osbug on Nov 15, 2007 11:25 AM PST 0 recs

I just got that call too!

I'm totally going. Already told my boss. Now I just gotta find someone to go with me.

by Cy Young 44 on Nov 15, 2007 11:26 AM PST up 0 recs

Dudes!

Write a diary! Take pictures! PeavyRules, call the Hude. She would totally go with you.

by Dex on Nov 15, 2007 11:28 AM PST up 0 recs

Just texted her

Otherwise I found someone else who would go too. I'm set. I'll take photos for sure. Have to stop home first and get my camera.

by Cy Young 44 on Nov 15, 2007 11:36 AM PST up 0 recs

I'm going too!!

by jpleeg2 on Nov 15, 2007 11:45 AM PST up 0 recs

I'll be there

Padres for life

by sdgaucho on Nov 15, 2007 11:53 AM PST up 0 recs

Freakin sweet!!

Made my week!! Not that there was ever any doubt.

by friarfanatic on Nov 15, 2007 11:26 AM PST 0 recs

JaKKKKKKKKKKKKKe

The Yankees tried to make the greatest baseball player alive, by cultivating the DNA from Babe Ruth, Joe Dimaggio, Mikey Mantle, Lou Gerhig and Rickey Henderson. After creating this being, they nourished him with nothing but the meat from 1 year old black rhinos, California Condor's eggs and the juice from purple apples. They invested millions of dollars in scientist, instructors, and trainiers. This ballplayer is not Jake Peavy because Jake Peavy struck this man out on a slider, permanently seperating arm from body and destroing the fabric of his soul.

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Nov 15, 2007 11:34 AM PST 0 recs