...Depending on the outcome of the next 2 games:
Shea it Ain't So
Khalil'in Me Softly
The City That Never Sweeps
Shea La Vie [oh wait, this was actually used]
Adrian Gon-na hit a HR!
Okay that last one was a stretch.
Feel free to add your own.
There were some good ones after T-Hoff blew the All Star game. Was "Dustin' Hoffman" NYP or UT?