Do mascots suck as bad as I think they do?
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I apologize, in advance, to any law-abiding and funny mascots (aka "entertainers") who may be offended by the following personal opinion. While I have never met you - and personally doubt your existence - I respect your right to strap on a giant furry head and prance around stadiums and / or arenas. Just please leave me alone.
I have previously stated my very strong opinion about the appearance of mascots at sporting (and other) events. My personal disdain results from the incessant distraction these creatures generate by their very presence. I'm not there to see the BallapeƱo. I'm there to watch a ballgame, consume some beverages and snacks and perhaps purchase merchandise from the gift shop.
Part of my frustration stems from the fact that many times you can't tell what it's supposed to be.
Okay, so you're some sort of bovine, but why are you neon green?
Yes, yes, you're an alien. I get it - but what's a "51", anyway?
Then, of course, many mascots don't even have the decency to wear pants. Why put a jersey on if you're going commando down below? It's senseless. Senseless, and a mockery of all that is wholesome and pure about sports.
Now I come across this article about how mascots are disrespected in today's society. If it's that difficult, I say we practice some natural selection and get rid of the species completely.
Who's with me?
P.S. I am a little concerned about this guy.
This FanPost was written by a member of the Gaslamp Ball community and does not necessarily reflect the views of the Gaslamp Ball managers or SB Nation.
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by padresfan311 on Jul 5, 2006 10:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't hate the player
I don't care either way. It's for the kids, and I loved me some chicken when I was younger. I don't know if the kids feel as adamently about the Friar, and I'd guess they don't, but whatever makes them happy makes me happy.
Because I'm a sensitive guy who cares about the kids.
by Emcee Emmerson on Jul 6, 2006 8:24 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mascot
by wiggins4ever on Jul 6, 2006 9:09 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I appreciate your concern
by Carl the Big Fool on Jul 7, 2006 12:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Totally lame
I miss the good ol' days in Vegas when you could head down to Cashman Field to catch the Padres Triple A team, the Stars, in action.
Lemme tell ya, a warm summer's night surrounded by the stench of Dodger fan is not a pleasant way to spend an evening.
by teemcee on Jul 10, 2006 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs



















