Drunk Rick Sutcliffe Three Sheets to the Wind

by jbox on May 11, 2006 8:48 AM PDT in News

This is from the Dave, Shelly and Chainsaw show where they have clips of the Channel 4 Broadcast.

Rick Sutcliffe Drunk Rick Sutcliffe Drunk audio (MP3 3.3MB)

Sut: Mud, you're the best, man. Anybody on Earth that doesn't like Mark Grant... They got... They got problems. Matty! What're you still doing here in San Diego?
Matt: [interrupting] Red Baron, you were... Hey, by the way, you were...
Sut: [cross-talk] Matty!
Matt: ...the answer to a trivia question earlier.
Sut: No-no-no, Matty.
Matt: We were... We were at Dodgers Stadium...
Sut: Everybody on Earth has been trying to steal you.
Matt: We were at Dodgers Stadium...
Sut: The Dodgers, the Cubs. ESPN.
Matt: Two weeks ago?
Sut: What're you still doing here?

Audio includes:

Rick Sutcliffe three sheets to the wind in the Padres Broadcast Booth
Bill Murray tackling Mark Bellhorn a "former cubby"
Brian Giles jumping on Bill Murray completely naked in Bruce Bochy's office

Update [2006-5-12 1:32:35 by jbox]:

Sutcliffe issued an apology tonight.

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George Clooney

He's up there with the congress... He's up there trying to... Solve that thing...

No no no no Matty.... What're you still doing here?

by Dex on May 11, 2006 9:04 AM PDT reply actions

Lost in Translation

If only we all could party with Bill Murray for one night..

by mato on May 11, 2006 9:16 AM PDT reply actions

That's a heckuva party...

I'll send the invite for the next pizza feed.

by Dex on May 11, 2006 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions

when I heard that last night during the broadcast I thought "Mud" was imitating "Sut". Has anyone confirmed that Sut was indeed in the booth with Matt and Mark (I don't recall Channel 4 cutting to a picture, but only going with audio)?

by ranger31 on May 11, 2006 9:40 AM PDT reply actions

The showed a quick

booth shoot, he was sitting in the middle. He looked like he wasn't all there, from what you can tell.

by bktabinga on May 11, 2006 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions

Must have missed that,

when I made a comment to my wife during the game.

by ranger31 on May 11, 2006 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions

Plus from Today's U-T

Brian Giles, in comments regarding MLB trying to get players to use pink bats on Sunday, tries to see if the crazy meter goes to 11.

"It seems a little weird to me," said Giles. "But if the white ball falls in love with the pink bat, I'm for it."

What happens if the bat "falls in love" and Gilly goes 3-4 with two home runs and a double (and a walk, of course)? Will he keep using the pink bat? Will he start wearing a pink glove?

by Pants on May 11, 2006 12:25 PM PDT reply actions

You know what's funny about Sut

It's such a fantastic conversation to overhear, but if I'm the sober dude in that conversation, I'm seriously looking for a way to escape.

by Dex on May 11, 2006 2:00 PM PDT reply actions

Yeah, That Was Weird

Why wasn't the V easing the conversation to an end? As soon as Sut mumbles 'George Clooney', he should said "1984 Cy Young Award winner Rick Stucliff, everyone! Thanks for coming by, Red. Stop by again, when your in town." Cue booth to cut the mic. At least 'Red' didn't make a pass at Grant and say he wanted to kiss him.

by Pants on May 11, 2006 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions