Even though this is an article posted from a Cardinal's fan, his thoughts certainly apply to every team, and in fact, every sport.
Granted, some of you may not get some of the Cardinal references, but take these rules and apply them to your own team.
Also, there is a bonus link to a Keith Hernandez 'stache rating. Good times
For those who want a taste before clicking, here's one of my favorites:
9.) Absolutely, Positively No JD Drew Jerseys
I really shouldn't even have to say this one. Buying a Drew jersey, even when he was at the height of his hype in St. Louis was the equivalent of rolling down your car window and throwing a wad of $20's out. You had to know you'd hate yourself for getting it.
Daily Redbird correspondent Alex Fritz put it best when he said any owners of Drew jerseys should immediately remove them before their body is convinced they are JD and starts creating fake injuries.