Wiggins is a big Padres fan, as I'm sure you can all assume. If you multiply Dex by 7 to the power of 3 JBoxes, you have Wiggins.
But Wiggins is sad, guys, because Wiggins found out all the Padres tickets he bought off eBay a few months ago ARE FAKE.
How could Wiggins be so naive? The guy Wiggins bought the tickets from had an 'A' rating (it was like 91% or something! That's a good score!).
Wiggins was writing the dates/times of the games he has tickets for onto a calendar and noticed something funny: SOME OF THE DATES DON'T MATCH UP. (Saturday May 15?! There is no such date this year...it's on another day). Plus, some of the days aren't even on days the Padres are playing at Petco!
Wiggins bought 30 games' worth of tickets from this guy. Wiggins sent him an e-mail and hasn't got a response. Wiggins spent over $500 on the tickets. Wiggins had to do a lot of jobs around the house for his parents to pay him the money for the tickets! All those hours painting the living room, wasted!
Wiggins is so sad, you guys. Maybe someone will take Wiggins to some Padres games this year. Maybe that someone will be a pretty girl. And maybe the pretty girl can make sure it's on nights that good stuff is being given away at Petco.
Wiggins is so sad he ate a gallon of ice cream. Wiggins likes rocky road.