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There's some incestuous shizzy in the hizzy

Kinghippo_tiny by Dex on in News

I know that as Gaslamp Ballers, we should love this kind of thing, but I'm nervous about the Giles Era in San Diego. A lot of it seems extra extra inappropriate when the rest of the family is involved. As Brian puts it:

"...my mom lost it. Her reaction was, 'You guys get to shower together again.' "
I mean, really. Is that necessary? To shower together? Seriously, Mrs. Giles. That's a little weird.

And what's this:
"Brian always played hard," recalls Marcus.
Hey, what? Jeez. Get a room.
"These guys have a special bond," said Padres manager Bud Black.
No kidding. Here's the rest of the article. Be sure to check out the gloriously delighted look on Marcus' face as he drinks his Dasani. Oh, Dasani! Where have you been all these lonely years!? San Diego just got a little bit more creepy uncomfortable.

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I kinda think
of them as maybe the brothers from Boondock Saints.  

by thenerdhater on Dec 21, 2006 9:01 AM PST reply actions  

AHAHAHAHA
YES. YES- Here I was thinking a weaker version of the "Blues Brothers" but your choice makes so much more sense. XD

Also, not really in reply to thenerdhater: I saw the news conference last night (well, clips) and the first thought that came to my mind when Brian mentioned that quote from his mom was "Man Brian really is his momma's boy-" and then when Marcus remarked that he asked Brian not to mention his mom's quote I wondered how he thought he would keep Brian quiet on that one.

by astralcube on Dec 21, 2006 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Push & Pull??
I was OK until KT said ... "I think Brian and Marcus are going to push and pull one another." ... Huh???

by LynchMob on Dec 21, 2006 12:24 PM PST reply actions  

that was almost a weird gay haiku
i think brian and
marcus are going to push
and pull one 'nother

by Dex on Dec 21, 2006 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Call me crazy....
..but if you put Brian Giles in a pinstripe suit, wouldn't he look like a villan from a Dick Tracy comic??

by Greene Finger on Dec 21, 2006 3:39 PM PST reply actions  

But look
at that horrible haircut!  Who cuts their hair like that anymore??  I dunno, as long as he improves his numbers next season I guess he can style his hair any way he sees fit.

by Greene Finger on Dec 22, 2006 12:23 PM PST reply actions  

Giles
It's no secret that he loves the "C" if you know what Wiggins means.

P.S. Tick-tOCK.

P.P.S. Giles has freaky eyes.

Wiggins: Voted "Creepiest Gaslamp Baller" by his fans.

by wiggins4ever on Dec 23, 2006 9:56 AM PST reply actions  

tick-tOCK?
Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic.

by TheRevRun on Dec 23, 2006 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

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