Way back in April, two things happened that gave the Padres a month's worth of instant karma. It was karma and mojo like we'd never seen before. Those two things happened on the same day: April 29, 2005. The Gaslamp Ball Way Back Machine reminds us:
- Anna Kournikova threw out the first pitch.
- Jon bled from the head in his attempt to grab a foul ball
We take turns throwing baseballs at Jon's forehead until it bleeds.
Only then will we guarantee ourselves a World Series.