Oh to be the General Manager for your favorite team.  We can only dream:

http://www.slate.com/id/2125228/?nav=tap3

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[editor's note, by Dex] In the future, if you're desperate to get around that 300 character minimum, just throw in a couple haiku. Like so:

oh to be the man
not unlike Theo Epstein
we can only dream

in new baseball cards
they now include the GMs
what have we come to?

Then include something about how if you were GM you'd order mandatory jock punches for dudes who hit into double plays and in no time, you've hit 300 characters!