I was watching local ABC Channel 10 yesterday and Brian Giles is being interviewed in the locker room. He's got his shirt off and a ton of microphones in his face. He said something like "Why'd Eaton pitch such a great game? Well, he's tan. We've been tanning together."
I did a little google search about Brian Giles and his love of tanning. It looks like it goes back a few years when he was with Pittsburgh.
BG: Me or Jason Kendall. He's started on my tanning program. In fact, we just got back from the salon. We got our tips frosted, then we went for a couple of rounds in the tanning bed.
DP: I can just picture it.
BG: Don't knock it. We have a lot of fun. Our big thing is, after they get the foil in our hair for the frost, we sit under the dryers and gab.
DP: Like old ladies?
BG: Sure. Cracks us up.
Brian Giles also claims to be Valedictorian of Granite Hills High here in SD. Is there any truth to this?
I'm pretty sure Brian Giles is crazy.
Update [2005-6-11 18:53:35 by jbox]: If you do a google search for "tan" and "beach muscles" the first article is about Brian Giles. Here's the comment from the article: