In much the same way that Emperor Palpatine only communicates through the Force and/or in his private chambers, Barry Bonds only communicates through his website. Unfortunately for my lunch however, in much the same way that Darth Vader has prosthetic limbs, apparently so does Barry Bonds:
In this photo, we obviously see that Barry Bonds has had his leg removed and his trainer is looking into his knee for fluid. Barry, to his credit, appears to be giggling as if it tickles. The question now becomes, how long can Barry endure having his leg removed and reattached like this? If his knee requires this much attention, I give this guy one maybe two more years max with very limited playing time.