Random gossip and rumors!

by Dex on Apr 9, 2005 11:27 AM PDT in News

Time for weekend gossip! Everybody donned tuxedos for opening night. And Matt Vasgersian got his fair share of looks from the ladies! Insiders close to the action tell GB that those weren't rentals! ...What's with the Padres having so many players with gorgeous hair? Is there a conspiracy afoot to attract similarily styled studs to the ballpark? Position your peepers on this, ladies:

Where can I find my Padres? Aisle six next to Salon Selectives! And I bet half-asian sensation David Roberts thought he was getting away from all that! Think again, Davey! Finally... It's not just the hair on his head! A secret source tells GB that hunky Padre Brian Giles has been known to shave his legs! Watch out Joe Namath! Looks like somebody's gonna be doing the pantyhose commercials from here on out!

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GB?

Is that Gaslamp Ball? is Gaslamp one word?

Here's what I've learned about Brian Giles this season. I wish I could unlearn it.

Loves to get fake tanned
Loves to get his hair colored
Shows his bat off to reporters in the shower
Shaves his legs

Can we have Oliver Perez and Jason Bay back now?

by jbox on Apr 9, 2005 12:34 PM PDT reply actions

We don't want them back

If he can be fabulous on and off the field, then we can love having him around. He's been a machine through the first four games.

by Dex on Apr 9, 2005 3:22 PM PDT reply actions

A machine, yes...

but this machine has some weird habits.

by jbox on Apr 9, 2005 3:45 PM PDT reply actions

Be careful...

what has turned out to be innocent observations of Padres hair styles has quickly become out of control and almost obsessive.

Figures Brian Giles would be into that stuff, any graduate of the Grossmont Union High School District fits into one of those observations...wait, didn't I graduate from a Grossmont Union High School district school myself...okay okay, I shaved my legs once too, for a SWIM MEET!

by bktabinga on Apr 9, 2005 6:48 PM PDT reply actions