Of all the teams, except maybe the Boston Red Sox and New York Yankees...the Padres roster really reflects, well San Diego, not that I'm saying SD is a bunch of pretty boys and surfer dudes, but if you take a look at some of these guys, you can't help but think they belong here.
Adam Hyzdu - Recently entered competition between Khalil Greene, Brian Giles, and Ryan Klesko for best hair on the ballclub
Ryan Klesko - Need I say more, the guy literally exudes Fabio-ness the way he stands there and tosses the hair out of his eyes...not to mention he really is a surfer boy
Brian Giles - His hair is impecabble and he literally IS a native
Khalil Greene - With the hair, the zenlike attitude, and his ultra coolness factor, he might as well been a Cali native.
Any other contenders on this list???