Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee... And Tony Gwynn ain't nobody

by Dex on Dec 30, 2005 12:46 PM PST in News

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I just got word from a secret source that Tony Gwynn is in a contract with Sara Lee. I can only assume that he's going to be a spokesperson trying to persuade the masses into buying one of Sara Lee's fine mouthwatering cheesecakes. Although, Sara Lee does own the Ballpark Hotdogs brand as well. So Tony will either be hawking cheesecakes or hot dogs.

Either way, Tony isn't exactly at his playing weight anymore, and if there are commercials being made, then I'm looking forward to them. I do have to say that Sara Lee commercials with Tony chowing down on some strawberry cheesecake would be, what some would call, the bomb.

Also, after I wrote that headline, I was struck by the thought that the slogan might actually be, "Nobody does it like Sara Lee". Thankfully, the Sara Lee FAQ cleared that bit of bit up for me and wouldn't you know, I actually got it right.

I really hope we get some Tony Gwynn cheesecake commercials out of this. I really want that to happen.

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Someone please..

Sign Tony up for the biggest loser..

by mato on Dec 30, 2005 1:10 PM PST reply actions

wait.

The TV show that is, because I actually hold the title of THE biggest loser.

by mato on Dec 30, 2005 1:11 PM PST up reply actions

He could still be a DH -- EVEN TODAY

If he pulled himself away from the dinner table...What a career, but it should have continued on -- he shut the book too early, mainly because he couldn't train himself. When he was pouring over those videos, making himself a better hitter, he should have been sipping Slim-Fast, not enjoying double-meat pizzas. I know TG in any other uni than SD might not be popular -- but he could still hit when he retired. (Couldn't run, of course...)

Hey -- he was slim...if you remember his rookie years, and his basketball years at SDSU. He could have stayed in shape. Carlton Fisk played until he was 42 (steroid-free) at the most demanding position in baseball, because he was ALWAYS training -- even after games. Tony was....eating, apparently.

by San Diego Smooth Jazz Man on Dec 31, 2005 12:12 PM PST reply actions